The Onion — Conceptual Terrorists
By: Stephen Collier
This does not meet our usual standards of seriousness but was too funny to pass up. The Onion on a Jell-O attack by conceptual terrorists on the Sears Tower. A great line: “The DHS said it has taken additional measures to secure the Brooklyn Bridge following today’s Jell-O attack, as initial evidence suggests that the New York landmark may or may not be the site of “found terrorism.”